Religion Suck Ass

I hate every religion at there. Every single one of them is for small minded pricks who are to fucking scared to cope with the fact that when you die, YOU ARE GONE FOREVER. There is no fucking heaven! Deal with it. Stop with this religious bullshit you stupid motherfuckers. I hate all of you uptight assholes. GOD DOES NOT EXIST. He was the Ghandi of his time. Nothing more. Should he be remembered? Sure go ahead and remember his life. But to worship the asshole, FUCK NO. I cannot believe people waste their time on such bullshit. Hey assholes while you are at it, why not worship Santa Claus too. Dickwads.

The list below is dedicated to all you religious, uptight, small minded, bible thumping shit fucks. Not sure who wrote it and I don't care, so I am stealing it and calling it my own. Fuck off.

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You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.

Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!

You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.

You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."

While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.

You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.